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a poetic retelling of an unfortunate seduction
Created on 2003-02-07 14:23:07 (#891458), last updated 2006-01-17
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Basic Info| Name: | Cletus "tater salad" Van Damme |
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| Birthdate: | 06-19 |
| Location: | River Edge, New Jersey, United States |
Biodon't wait for this picture to load. this boy is ugly. he will hurt your eyes. he will break your heart.
andrew is:
- a 3rd year biological sciences major with minors in biochemistry and spanish at rutgers university - cook college
- the baddest heeb this side of tel aviv
- a connoisseur of sorts in the art of monkey knife fighting
when andrew grows up he wants to be:
either a trauma surgeon or a junkie
"Not Four Years, But A Lifetime"
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